Music

Hi APE Here

Sorry APE no come sooner, but very busy in week.
APE get many email of people who wish APE Happy Valentine.
Originally APE invent Valentine day. One day APE tell Cupid good idea since everyone in world, love APE to make Valentine Day. Many year later, evolve and become day for everyone.

Now APE move one and talk Music
Everyone know music invented by APE. Actually origin of word music, mean APE.
APE start with drum many year ago and have idea. Then later create classical music, teach Mozart, Beethoven and etc...

The Beatles.

In 60's APE go live in England.
APE work, in factory in Liverpool.
After work, APE go to bar where one day meet John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
APE tell them great idea since drummer, if all form band.
Paul and John dont know how play, so APE teach bass and guitar.
After they learn how play, and realize APE best in world, form band.
Ape come up with name Beatles.
After APE hire George Harrison

All start go well, and APE write all music and lyric for first album " Meet the Beatles".
Before release of album, Paul, start get jealous of APE, because APE more handsome.
APE never forget day Paul and John show up at bar to talk and bring Ringo.
They say APE fired and Ringo new drummer.
APE never get pay, or credit for album. Not mention, APE at time already write lyrics and music for all Beatles Album. APE so good even write all music and lyric for George, John and Paul solo carer, including name of band Wings. Ringo never make solo success because APE never write nothing for him. He steal place of APE so no deserve.
In picture is original Album "Meet the Beatles".


In APE Blog you find truth and review of music.
Once week APE classify album 1 to 5 star

= Poop
= Bad
= So-So
= Ok
= Good, but APE better

= Only APE can have

Relations

People say like APE Blog, make APE proud, but not surprise, because best in world.
APE think parent important in life.
APE no have kids. Every woman in world want APE so make hard for APE to decide wife.
APE actually marry once, in 70's but wife die. Make APE grief long time.
During time of grief, APE turn to drug and drink.
APE today still widow. APE think better because if choose woman, all other women in world be sad, and APE no want brake no one heart.
APE also have good friends, like Pig, Galapagos Turtle, bird, Frog, Dog (sometime embarrass APE, because not civilize), Squirrel, President Obama, Bono, Donald Trump,Oprah, Bill Gates, Prince Charles, Bill Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, Chef Ramsey...
All ask APE advice and learn from APE. Today they are what are thanks to APE.
But not all friends good, sometimes friends bad influence, like black panther.
He nice, used play sax in jazz band with APE but turn alcoholic, gambler, loose all money, and every time see APE want go to bar.
APE say no because APE when drink get violent.
APE say love all because no one perfect( except for APE).

If want question, email APE

BYE

*APE select questions because APE get 5 Billion email day

One Year More

APE here in new year. Ape hope this year better. Last year very emotional for APE.
Adoptive parents of APE separate. Yes APE have adoptive parents, they find APE about 2 years ago, on sidewalk of street.
Ape back then alcoholic homeless. APE at time no tell them he was old and best being in world.
APE really need place to stay, so keep quiet and take advantage of couple for while.
But then APE learn to love couple. They treat APE well.
They let APE stay home all day eat chips, and watch TV. Also make bed for APE for sleep.
At same time time APE also teach them life, and slowly couple realize how great and best APE is.
Couple name, Bear and Baby, very happy until one day brake up.
Make APE feel sad, make APE cry. APE end up staying with Bear, for Baby leave. Bear very depressed, and crazy, so APE find best to stay with him. APE find very easy move on in life when new love found.
Ever since things change, Bear feel better, because of APE help.
APE hope this year much better. APE no hope for job for APE retired. Once in while when APE get bored, get part- time job, like security or Wal-Mart greeter.
But at end APE pretty much happy, stay home eat chips, and sleep late.
APE wish good year to all who wish good year to APE.

BYE

APE HERE

Finally APE here.
Many people say to APE create blog and share knowledge of APE.
APE is most interesting being in world. APE have much to teach, people can learn lot with APE.
APE is traveled. APE has live in every country in world.
Meet lot people, work many job, study many university.
Basically APE know everything, APE behind everything in world.
APE go way back. APE probably know you, or parent of you.
If you come to APE blog,you will find truth of world, you become wise, NOT PERFECT, because impossible, except for APE. APE perfect.
Maybe you think name write in all caps wrong, yes... but not for APE.
APE is so good, name can only be write in caps, no small letters, for APE too great.

OK BYE