Questions of week

Hi all fan

APE here for answer question. Because APE get billion question day question are pick random. So no complain APE never pick question of you! APE also have email address full so no can send more till APE erase. And soon APE erase one message, box of email full again! Already 92nd email address of APE that full! NO BE HOG AND WAIT OF TURN!!!

Hey APE. Love the blog. Anyway can you give me a recipe to veggie burgers?(Tyler, Portland, USA)

From what APE read APE assume of you vegetarian, so you make choice. Go eat carrot.

Hello APE. Does Man actually come from monkey?(Carol, Auckland, New Zealand)

Yes. That way so primitive.

APE will the world end in 2012?(Rajiv, Mumbai, India)

Ape answer question in 2013.

No more question. APE feel of much stress today

GO AWAY!

Dear all fan

Because of technical difficulty with system of BLOGGER APE no can post today post.

APE promise work with team of blogger and hit in head with stick for fix problem.

See soon

APE#1

Dating

First APE want make warning for people when see picture because may pass out when see beautiful sexy body of APE. Photo suppose come out in magazine of most sexy of world as #1, but because safety reason magazine no can release photo of APE because cause hysteria and fainting among people.

Though APE know everything in world date is subject APE no experience, since all women only want marry APE.

Reason for all women in world who single is because no can have APE, and all women in world who marry settle in life for no can have APE.

Statistic show that 100% of world female in relationship or married cheat with APE if had chance.

Many time this cause anger in men. Men jealous because APE more handsome, more strong, and win at fight. But APE fair...

Example, when APE one day apply for Match.com and get request from all women in site 2 minute after register, APE feel sorry for men who write APE email that say..."APE we no can compete with you. Please give chance for us!" So APE decide leave because APE much noble.

Story of moral is APE no can tell how to sweep woman of feet. APE is #1 catch all other must try best.

Happy night! And make move when feeling of right!