Questions of week

Hi all fan

APE here for answer question. Because APE get billion question day question are pick random. So no complain APE never pick question of you! APE also have email address full so no can send more till APE erase. And soon APE erase one message, box of email full again! Already 92nd email address of APE that full! NO BE HOG AND WAIT OF TURN!!!

Hey APE. Love the blog. Anyway can you give me a recipe to veggie burgers?(Tyler, Portland, USA)

From what APE read APE assume of you vegetarian, so you make choice. Go eat carrot.

Hello APE. Does Man actually come from monkey?(Carol, Auckland, New Zealand)

Yes. That way so primitive.

APE will the world end in 2012?(Rajiv, Mumbai, India)

Ape answer question in 2013.

No more question. APE feel of much stress today

GO AWAY!

Dear all fan

Because of technical difficulty with system of BLOGGER APE no can post today post.

APE promise work with team of blogger and hit in head with stick for fix problem.

See soon

APE#1

Dating

First APE want make warning for people when see picture because may pass out when see beautiful sexy body of APE. Photo suppose come out in magazine of most sexy of world as #1, but because safety reason magazine no can release photo of APE because cause hysteria and fainting among people.

Though APE know everything in world date is subject APE no experience, since all women only want marry APE.

Reason for all women in world who single is because no can have APE, and all women in world who marry settle in life for no can have APE.

Statistic show that 100% of world female in relationship or married cheat with APE if had chance.

Many time this cause anger in men. Men jealous because APE more handsome, more strong, and win at fight. But APE fair...

Example, when APE one day apply for Match.com and get request from all women in site 2 minute after register, APE feel sorry for men who write APE email that say..."APE we no can compete with you. Please give chance for us!" So APE decide leave because APE much noble.

Story of moral is APE no can tell how to sweep woman of feet. APE is #1 catch all other must try best.

Happy night! And make move when feeling of right!

Sex Drug and Rock of Roll

Hi APE here! Yes fine thank...

APE get much email. People worry of APE. Wonder APE back to drink. People say maybe APE need help, maybe need AA. Make APE laugh.

First APE no need go for AA for APE invent AA. Long time of ago, when APE get liquor from Al. Originally AA mean "Alcoholic APE".

APE create AA for self help APE battle drink. APE have many meeting alone for week and week until convince self get clean.

After people realize APE master idea and adopt. So no lawsuit from APE, people

change name for alcoholics anonymous for people have feel of shame when alcoholic. APE disagree, for many time drunk can be soul of party, also much popular if town drunk. Also if celebrity and drunk much good because help sell! That why APE admire new generation that take photo of drunk and put in facebook. APE much impressed with advance youth now of days.

While in topic of drunk...

Amy Winehouse die! Poor Amy, make million of dollar by doing what one love no easy life...

Working class no imagine how lucky be for have job that hate, make life much inter

esting and all financial worry and problem keep mind busy at all time so good thing.

But not all tragedy. Because 27 Amy automatic enter 27 dead hall of fame! (note for self-remind Bieber good carer move when call for advice of APE)

And album in top of chart because musician have more talent when die.

Till next of time!

APE back

Hi all fans

No see long time...

Many wonder where APE be. Many wonder if APE kidnapped by government. Many wonder maybe APE dead. Make APE laugh.

For be honest APE leave wagon and start drink again.

Most no know what is to be best in world and number one at everything. If many drunk and drug celebrity be understand, imagine APE...

Always people around world call cell of APE, ask for help, and want tell APE that admire and that APE most handsome in world. Make APE stress. Sometime APE wish no be best in world, and ugly.

Sometime APE wish can walk down street and no be harassed. Sometime...sometime APE wish be normal...

This time APE go to mountain and stay almost year. APE meditate hard with monk people who learn with APE.

Then APE come back and find out Julian Assange try copy APE and teach people about truth of life. Only reason Assange get hold of cable because APE lose laptop in subway.

APE also disappointed with actor who play APE in Facebook movie, because no handsome.

APE no expect actor more handsome than APE because impossible, but Matt Damon be good choice.

Anyway APE spend christmas with friend rabbit. His name is Rabbit. He good friend with APE.

He no drink, so no bad influence.

APE go now but be back soon.

Whole world ask for APE on twitter. But APE say no. APE already have problem with facebook for make computer of APE explode. APE invent twitter because think one day, people like talk of shit all day in social network, so twitter make it brief.

Happy day and see soon.