Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Summer almost away



Many person wonder, why APE no write much blog in Summer.
That because APE enjoy season.
Where APE live good weather not long, so APE take advantage.
Days where APE live in tropical country no more exist.
Now APE retire in country of cold.
Anyway APE love all season. Ape believe all season have good and mean.
APE think Summer fun season of year.
APE enjoy go to park with beer, and drink.
One beer enough for APE to pass out in grass.
When happen also good, because APE wake up with tan, and women no come to harass APE because of wonderful body.
Yes, being most handsome in world not easy.
Summer near end but APE say to all enjoy what left, because maybe be last for you.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Culinary


As all know APE also master Chef.
APE behind great Chef like, Wolfgang Puck, Emiril, Jamie Oliver, and Gordon Ramsey.
Many people ask APE "Why Ramsey so aggressive?".
APE think because hit Ramsey in head with pot many time.
But APE not all bad with Ramsey. When APE get invitation for Hell's Kitchen, APE decline because busy, and recommend Ramsey.
APE is inventor of many classic dish around World.
Example, when APE live in Italy many year ago, and teach Michael Angelo how create art, APE notice him poor, and have no pot and pan to cook. So APE have great idea! APE decide to make flat round bread, and put vegetable and meat in top. So not too dry, APE add tomato sauce and cheese. After put in oven and invent Pizza. Michael Angelo no have plate, so APE decide to cut Pizza in slice and eat with paw.
APE also responsible for many other food all over World like Lasagna, Schwarma, Souvlaki, Paella, Tacos, Chop Suey, Sushi and Barbecue.

World today much busy and people no have time for cook. Many people ask APE for quick way of making food, because of busy lifestyle.
APE recommend blender. Grab any food, no matter cooked or raw. No matter what is, fish, pasta, rice, vegetable...
Put all in blender and grind till liquid. After put in microwave for heat. When finish, drink.
Why waste time for sit down and eat, when can have breakfast, lunch or dinner on go.
Also much faster for digestion and no get fat.
No forget straw!

Visit APE blog for great recipes