No see long time...
Many wonder where APE be. Many wonder if APE kidnapped by government. Many wonder maybe APE dead. Make APE laugh.
For be honest APE leave wagon and start drink again.
Most no know what is to be best in world and number one at everything. If many drunk and drug celebrity be understand, imagine APE...
Always people around world call cell of APE, ask for help, and want tell APE that admire and that APE most handsome in world. Make APE stress. Sometime APE wish no be best in world, and ugly.
Sometime APE wish can walk down street and no be harassed. Sometime...sometime APE wish be normal...
This time APE go to mountain and stay almost year. APE meditate hard with monk people who learn with APE.
Then APE come back and find out Julian Assange try copy APE and teach people about truth of life. Only reason Assange get hold of cable because APE lose laptop in subway.
APE also disappointed with actor who play APE in Facebook movie, because no handsome.
APE no expect actor more handsome than APE because impossible, but Matt Damon be good choice.
Anyway APE spend christmas with friend rabbit. His name is Rabbit. He good friend with APE.
He no drink, so no bad influence.
APE go now but be back soon.
Whole world ask for APE on twitter. But APE say no. APE already have problem with facebook for make computer of APE explode. APE invent twitter because think one day, people like talk of shit all day in social network, so twitter make it brief.
Happy day and see soon.
